“Sweet Baby Jesus. Is that the slush pile?”
If you don’t recognize the face, you may recognize the name from our fourth issue and the full-on funny-bone assault that is “Full Dental.” We’ve become good friends with Tom since we accepted that tale, and we’d been discussing bringing him on in some capacity for a while now. When recently we lost a longtime staff member, inviting Tom in was a no-brainer.
Tom’s intelligence, enthusiasm, and propensity for hilarity (a Shock Totem requirement) means there are great things to come. And he has a top-secret security clearance. He knows about the UFOs!
So if you see Tom aimlessly wandering the halls of the ST Manor, please welcome him aboard.