Author Archives: Mercedes M. Yardley

About Mercedes M. Yardley

Nonfiction Editor, Slushie, Shock Totem Goddess

Be Mysterious: An Official Call

Hey guys, do you remember this? I’m kicking off my “Be Mysterious: Writers in Masks” series again. I loved it dearly, and it had a great nine month run before I shut it down. I miss the fanciful and frightening things that you came up with. If you’re new to the series, welcome! I’d love you to participate! If you have already been featured, I’d love to feature you again. Either send in something new or ask me to rerun your old piece. I would be more than happy to. The guidelines can be found below. Thank you!

So if you have to blame somebody, blame Natalie Sin. Come on, it’s easy. I blame her all of the time! My daughter is so into dancing boys in bunny suits, now. Thanks to Sin herself, I may be raising a Furry. But I digress.

We were talking about online personas and how we want our authors and artists to be informative, approachable, and yet mysterious. Natalie commented that writers should all wear masks. And that sparked my muse.

I love masks. They’re designed to conceal. They’re designed to enhance. They’re sexy, mysterious, and a bit ominous. They can be playful. They can be whimsical. They can be dark.

Take it a step deeper. We all wear masks. How many people know who we truly are? Doesn’t “who we truly are” change with each person that we’re with? But that is a different discussion for a different day.

I would like all of us as writers and artists to take a picture of ourselves in some sort of mask. It can be a literal mask, and actually that would be preferable because wouldn’t that just be fantastic?? But it can be any other type of mask. I don’t care if you draw a picture of yourself, create something digitally, or put a paper bag on your head. I would just like a picture of you in a mask, a blurb about your work, and permission to run it. I’ll run a picture a week and spotlight you. This will give you an opportunity to be creative and also to promote your work somewhere besides your own site, and it will satiate my craving for the mysterious and delightful.

Besides, masked people are hot.

Feel free to email your pictures and blurbs to me at mercedesyardley(at)gmail(dot)com. Make your pics as simple or dramatic as you want, but keep them G-rated, please. I don’t want to be clawing out my eyes at my own site. Rock on!

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A Ghost a Day

I like ghost stories as much as the next girl. Hey, I probably dig them more than the next twenty girls you’ll find, so I was delighted to get my paws on A Ghost a Day: 365 True Tales of the Spectral, Supernatural, and…Just Plain Scary! by Maureen Wood and Ron Kolek. Wood studied metaphysics for more than 25 years, Kolek is the producer and host of a ghostly radio show, and they both work on The New England Ghost Project. All in all, this sounded like a fun and somewhat campy book to curl up with on a dark, stormy night.

Well, it isn’t. While I was intrigued by the premise of what I thought sounded like an ambitious overture, I was quickly disappointed when the tales came down to, “There was a man who was mysteriously killed on a country road. To this day you can hear him pacing and wailing outside!” In order to cover 365 days of paranormal tales, this book picks up its skirts and races right over each story. The average tale consists of two or three paragraphs that quickly gloss over the major highlights of the alleged haunting. Even familiar stories that had already garnered my interest (such as Bobby Mackey’s Music World, for example) were tedious in this form. Simply put, it was impossible to flesh out so many stories in a satisfactory manner without turning this average-sized paperback into a giant tome.

On the plus side, it’s an attractive little book that might make a great gift for somebody who is wetting their toes in the paranormal pool. The lack of detail, while frustrating to me, would actually delight my friend who is drawn to ghost stories but doesn’t want to deal with “any of the dark stuff.” There simply isn’t time to delve into any of the dark stuff. Also, each day of the year is significant to it’s assigned story. It’s fun to look up your birthday and see what tragedy unfolded. Many of the tales were unfamiliar to me, and while most seemed to be set in America, many came from across the globe. These tales in particular piqued my interest. I also enjoyed some of the Terrifying Tidbits, brief ghost-related facts, that were sprinkled throughout the work.

A Ghost a Day is a sanitized primer of all things ghostly. Think of it as Ghost Stories 101 and use it as a reference book to turn you on to tales that you might not currently be aware of. Then research those incidents on your own, because you’re certainly not going to find enough information here.

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50 Unexplainable Black and White Photos

It’s nice to know that people have always been bizarre.  Follow this link for 50 old-timey photos that will make you ponder.  A lot.

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Butterflies and Battleaxes

Hey, it’s my YouTube debut, and it doesn’t involve any singing or dancing! Check out this reading of my essay “Butterflies and Battleaxes,” a chapter from my Williams Syndrome memoir.

Thanks to Mason Bundschuh of Atlas Takes Aim for the uber cool music and JBund for the very striking video.

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