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Contests GO!
Looking to score a free copy of the latest issue of Shock Totem? Well, if you head on over to Lee Thompson’s new website you can toss your name into the e-hat and possibly win one of three copies he’s giving away.
Lee’s story “Beneath the Weeping Willow” is featured in this issue, and it’s fantastic.
Looking for a zombie fix? Like board games? Then look no further than Oh No…Zombies! You can win this game by shambling on over to The Zombie Feed and following the easier-than-easy rules. But be quick, the deadline is tomorrow night, August 13, at midnight.

And while you’re there, consider purchasing a copy of their namesake anthology The Zombie Feed, Vol. 1, which features my story “Goddamn Electric,” as well as tales by Lee Thompson, BJ Burrow, Danger_Slater, and many more.
We have a few contests of our own scheduled. Stay tuned…
Posted in Blog, Contests, Staff News
Tagged Archie McPhee, BJ Burrow, Board Games, Danger_Slater, Lee Thompson, Shock Totem, Shock Totem #4, The Zombie Feed, Zombies
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A Demonic Acceptance
Some Big News for one of our own.
Mercedes M. Yardley’s “Daisies and Demons” made it into the upcoming anthology Demons: Encounters with the Devil and His Minions, Fallen Angels, and the Possessed, edited by the almighty John Skipp.

[ not final or accurate cover art ]
The anthology is slated to come out this October through Black Dog & Levinthal. Mercedes has declared that she’ll sign her story with “a lipstick kiss” if you bring it to her.
The Table of Contents is as follows:
CHERUB – Adam-Troy Castro
THE DEVIL – Guy de Maupassant
THE BOOK – Margaret Irwin
THE MONKEY’S PAW – W.W. Jacobs
THE HOUND – H.P. Lovecraft
…THE BLACK CAT – Edgar Allan Poe
THE DEVIL AND DANIEL WEBSTER – Stephen Vincent Benet
NELLTHU – Anthony Boucher
THE HOWLING MAN – Charles Beaumont
THE EXORCIST (excerpt) – William Peter Blatty
HELL – Richard Christian Matheson
VISITATION – David J. Schow
…BEST FRIENDS – Robert R. McCammon
INTO WHOSE HANDS – Karl Edward Wagner
PILGRIMS TO THE CATHEDRAL – Mark Arnold
THE BESPELLED – Kim Harrison
NON QUIS, SED QUID – Maggie Stiefvater
DEMON GIRL – Athena Villaverde
HE WAITS – K.H. Koehler
HAPPY HOUR – Laura Lee Bahr
…STAYING THE NIGHT – Amelia Beamer
DAISIES AND DEMONS – Mercedes M. Yardley
AND LOVE SHALL HAVE NO DOMINION – Livia Llewellyn
MOM – Bentley Little
20TH LEVEL CHAOTIC EVIL ROGUE SEEKS WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO CONQUER – Weston Ochse
CONSUELA HATES A VACUUM – Cody Goodfellow
OUR BLOOD IN ITS BLIND CIRCUIT – J. David Osborne
EMPTY CHURCH – James Steele
…ANGELOLOGY (excerpt) –Danielle Trussoni
THE CODA OF SOLOMON – Nick Mamatas
John Skipp THE LAW OF RESONANCE – Zak Jarvis
STUPID FUCKING REASON TO SELL YOUR SOUL – Carlton Mellick III
HALT AND CATCH FIRE – Violet LeVoit
SCARS IN PROGRESS – Brian Hodge
THE UNICORN HUNTER – Alethea Kontis
OTHER PEOPLE – Neil Gaiman
If you’ve read Skipp’s previous anthologies in this series, Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead and Werewolves and Shapeshifters: Encounters With the Beast Within—which includes Mercedes’s “Werewolf 101″—then you know you can expect a hefty—and I mean hefty; these things are HEAVY!—platter of great fiction, old and new.
Dig on that!
Posted in Alumni News, Blog, Staff News
Tagged Anthologies, Cody Goodfellow, Daisies and Demons, Demons, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, John Skipp, Mercedes M. Yardley, Neil Gaiman
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Mercedes: An Update and an Interview
As some of you know, one of our own, the lovely Mercedes M. Yardley, has been on bed rest for the past six weeks or so, and she’s been away from the Internet for a little over a week. The reason for this can be read here.
I spoke to Mercedes today. (Freaked her out at first, I think. She wasn’t taking to my fake weirdo-redneck accent.) She’s home now, still on bed rest (can’t sit up at all), and is still unable to get online. Though I think I gave her some workable ideas on how to rectify that.
Apparently, when she was in the hospital, she was having contractions every two minutes. Amazing that doctors can reverse that. The doctors did an amniocentesis and removed a lot of fluid, so that relieved some pressure, which was partly the cause of the contractions. Plus she’s on steroids to help further suppress the contractions.
I don’t envy her, but she’s doing well enough and seems to be in good spirits. Sounded like any other happy 9-year-old girl. Haha. (Have you heard her childlike voice?)
And if you need a little more for your Mercedes fix, she was recently interviewed by Jamal W. Hankins, which you can read here.
Oh, and she says she met a nurse in the hospital who was a fan of Shock Totem. How cool is that?
Posted in Interviews, Staff News
Tagged Interviews, Jamal W. Hankins, Mercedes M. Yardley, Shock Totem, Shock Totem Family
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Closed for Summer Break
Shock Totem has locked the doors and barred the windows. It’s vacation time! We will reopen for submissions on August 1. If you have a story with us now, expect a response soon.

[ Original Cartoon by Christopher Weyant ]
Until then…
Staff Spotlight: It Definitely Explains the Smell
Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?
Earlier today, in an attempt to see if one forum member was using two accounts, I tried to figure out how to look up IP addresses through the admin panel of our forum. I could only figure out how to check the IPs of those currently logged in, so since Mercedes was the only one on the forum besides guests, I checked hers.
(It was all for research purposes, I assure you. I was fully clothed—aside from shirt, pants, and underwear.)
But here’s what I found odd. Accompanying her IP info, which was pinging from Maryland, was this image:

Weird, eh? So I did a little investigating. (Again, for research purposes only.) Upon further inspection, it appears that Mercedes lives under a plot on the western side of the Druid Ridge Cemetery in Pikesville, Maryland.
Here is a more detailed image:

Can’t say I’m surprised, really. In fact, a lot of things about her are much clearer now. It definitely explains the smell. But we wouldn’t trade her in for anything.
As the sagacious Violent J once said: “Cemetery lady, my cemetery girl. Cemetery baby, I want you in my world.”
Posted in Blog, Humor, Staff News
Tagged Cemetery Girl, Humor, Mercedes M. Yardley, Shock Totem Cribs, Staff Spotlight
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Would You Like Some Toasted Cheese with that Giant Nazi Chicken?
The lovely Stephanie Lenz conducted an interview with me recently. It’s called Creating a Monster and is up now at the long-running and excellent Toasted Cheese.
You can read read the interview here. Rock!
Posted in Interviews, Shock Totem News, Staff News
Tagged Giant Nazi Chickens, Interviews, K. Allen Wood, Toasted Cheese
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The Bad-ass Zombie Feed Contest
Contest time!
As mentioned here before, Jason Sizemore, owner of Apex Book Company, has released volume one of a new anthology series under his The Zombie Feed Books imprint. The anthology, simply titled The Zombie Feed, Vol. 1, features fiction from issue #4 author Lee Thompson, Daniel I. Russell, BJ Burrow, Monica Valentinelli, Simon McCaffrey, and many others, including yours truly.

[ click photo to enlarge ]
So how about a free copy?
Head on over to Jason’s website and check out the “bad-ass” contest he’s set up where two lucky—and creative—people will win autographed proofs of The Zombie Feed. You can find the contest here.
(Tip: Pick me!)
Posted in Alumni News, Blog, Contests, Staff News
Tagged Apex Publications, BJ Burrow, Contests, Daniel I. Russell, Jason Sizemore, K. Allen Wood, Lee Thompson, Monica Valentinelli, Simon McCaffrey, The Zombie Feed, Zombies
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Be Mysterious: An Official Call
Hey guys, do you remember this? I’m kicking off my “Be Mysterious: Writers in Masks” series again. I loved it dearly, and it had a great nine month run before I shut it down. I miss the fanciful and frightening things that you came up with. If you’re new to the series, welcome! I’d love you to participate! If you have already been featured, I’d love to feature you again. Either send in something new or ask me to rerun your old piece. I would be more than happy to. The guidelines can be found below. Thank you!
So if you have to blame somebody, blame Natalie Sin. Come on, it’s easy. I blame her all of the time! My daughter is so into dancing boys in bunny suits, now. Thanks to Sin herself, I may be raising a Furry. But I digress.
We were talking about online personas and how we want our authors and artists to be informative, approachable, and yet mysterious. Natalie commented that writers should all wear masks. And that sparked my muse.
I love masks. They’re designed to conceal. They’re designed to enhance. They’re sexy, mysterious, and a bit ominous. They can be playful. They can be whimsical. They can be dark.
Take it a step deeper. We all wear masks. How many people know who we truly are? Doesn’t “who we truly are” change with each person that we’re with? But that is a different discussion for a different day.
I would like all of us as writers and artists to take a picture of ourselves in some sort of mask. It can be a literal mask, and actually that would be preferable because wouldn’t that just be fantastic?? But it can be any other type of mask. I don’t care if you draw a picture of yourself, create something digitally, or put a paper bag on your head. I would just like a picture of you in a mask, a blurb about your work, and permission to run it. I’ll run a picture a week and spotlight you. This will give you an opportunity to be creative and also to promote your work somewhere besides your own site, and it will satiate my craving for the mysterious and delightful.
Besides, masked people are hot.
Feel free to email your pictures and blurbs to me at mercedesyardley(at)gmail(dot)com. Make your pics as simple or dramatic as you want, but keep them G-rated, please. I don’t want to be clawing out my eyes at my own site. Rock on!
Posted in Blog, Staff News, Submission Calls
Tagged Author Bios, Be Creative, Be Mysterious: Writers in Masks Series, Promote Yourself
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Feed the Zombie Feed
The Zombie Feed, a new imprint from Jason Sizemore, is hosting a contest. The contest is simple: Ask a question. And if your question is chosen, you will win this:

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The Zombie Feed Vol. 1, edited by Mr. Sizemore.
It should be noted that this anthology features my story “Goddamn Electric,” the first—and currently only—zombie story I’ve ever written. I’m excited. And I want you to own it.
In addition to this, if chosen, your question will be answered by all sixteen authors featured in the anthology. Should be interesting…
So go here, read the rules, and ask away. Good luck!
Posted in Blog, Contests, Market News, Staff News
Tagged Apex Publications, Contests, Jason Sizemore, K. Allen Wood, The Zombie Feed, Zombies
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Butterflies and Battleaxes
Hey, it’s my YouTube debut, and it doesn’t involve any singing or dancing! Check out this reading of my essay “Butterflies and Battleaxes,” a chapter from my Williams Syndrome memoir.
Thanks to Mason Bundschuh of Atlas Takes Aim for the uber cool music and JBund for the very striking video.
Posted in Blog, Free Fiction, Nonfiction, Staff News, Video
Tagged Atlas Takes Aim, Genetic Disorders, Mason Bundschuh, Mercedes M. Yardley, Williams Syndrome
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