A Wicked Awesome Shock Totem Contest

As some of you know, issue #5 has been delayed until July 2012. However, in March 2012 we will be publishing our first novel. In celebration of that, I thought we’d hold a contest.

The first person to figure out the cypher at the bottom of that picture will win the following:

    1. One copy of our upcoming novel (title to be revealed once the contest is won), signed by the author.
    2. One copy each of the first four Shock Totem issues.
    3. One copy of Werewolves and Shapeshifters: Encounters with the Beasts Within, a massive tome edited by John Skipp and featuring our very own Mercedes M. Yardley, among other greats.
    4. A one-year (12 issues) digital subscription to one of my favorite publications, Apex Magazine.
    5. And because I have an extra, one old-ass (but in very good condition) copy of The Magazine of Fantasy of Science Fiction, from July 1970, which features the only appearance of Dean Koontz’s “The Mysteries of His Flesh,” the short story that would later be expanded to become his sixth novel, Anti-Man*.

      * Trivia: Dean’s preferred—and better—title was the same as the short story, “The Mysteries of His Flesh,” but the publisher thought it sounded “too gay.”

      Obviously this contest is a bit tougher than most, but I want you to work for those prizes. That said, it’s not as hard as it looks. All the clues you need to lead you to the answer are in this post.

      Post your answers in the comments below. First person to post the correct answer wins!

      (Some of you are ineligible to win, as you know the answer. We know who you are!)

      Amendment: If you guess right, I will ask how you got to that answer. A wild guess that happens to be correct will not count. If you have truly figured it out, you will have no doubt that your answer is correct.

      Amendment #2: If you think you have the correct answer, please post it in the comments section below like others have been doing, that way your answer is time-stamped. But also send me an e-mail at ken@shocktotem.com explaining how you came to that answer.

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      Help!

      I’m looking for some help.

      Do you have old 80s pulpy-horror or SF paperbacks and mags? If so, I’m looking for examples of the ads contained in these books and magazines. I’m interested in the more unique ads.

      The reasons for this will be revealed soon.

      If you can take pictures or scan some, I’d greatly appreciate it. Or if you know of a website that has this stuff, please let me know. You can e-mail them to me here.

      Thanks!

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      And the 2011 Flash Fiction Contest Winner is…

      Little Knife Houses
      by Jaelithe Ingold


      As many of you know, throughout the year we host a bi-monthly flash fiction contest on our forum (not to be confused with the bi-weekly one-hour flash challenge). From those bi-monthly winners, an overall winner is chosen by a neutral judge, to be published in the next issue of Shock Totem.

      This year’s judge was James Newman, and from the five stories he chose “Little Knife Houses,” by Jaelithe Ingold, which was based on the artwork for our third issue.

      Ah, but now we have to break Newton’s Law, the rule we set forth in issue #2, which, after publishing Kurt Newton in our first two issues, stated that we would never again publish an author back-to-back.

      Jaelithe, however, was featured in issue #4, with her story “Fade to Black”—which, incidentally, was also the contest-winning story for Café Doom’s 2010 short-story contest. So…rule broken.

      And for a good reason! You’ll be able to read “Little Knife Houses” in issue #5 (see the cover and more info on that issue here).

      Congratulations, Jaelithe!

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      The Slushin’ for Nothin’ Blues

      “Delay is preferable to error” —Thomas Jefferson

      I used that quote in the editorial for issue #2. I should have seen then that I might one day have to quote it again.

      Our second issue was delayed. When January of 2010 came around, we found ourselves short of content. Specifically fiction. We finally filled the issue around the end of March, at which point I made the decision to further delay its release until July, so from there we could continue our July/January release schedule.

      And we did, for a while. Issue #3 came out in January of 2011, and issue #4 came out in July, right on schedule. And then we hit a wall. The slush pile stopped producing gold. And here we are, once again without enough content for our next issue.

      So I’ve made the decision to delay issue #5 until July of 2012. But this time I’m going to be smarter about it.

      By the time our belated second issue came out, we were well on our way to filling the next issue, and in the following months we accepted a lot of stories—all of which we put into that third issue, nearly doubling its size. In hindsight, we should have saved a few of those tales for the fourth issue.

      But you know what they say about hindsight.

      Going back to that second issue, I thought we’d had a hard time finding content because we were still a new publication, that authors weren’t sending us their best work—or any work, for that matter—because they were still unsure about Shock Totem. I see things differently now. Sometimes four months just isn’t long enough to find the right content, at least if we want to keep releasing a magazine that is up to the standards we’ve set with our previous issues.

      So hopefully by delaying our next issue, we’ll be finalizing issue #6 when issue #5 comes out next July. That’s the goal, and I don’t think it’s unreasonable. I just wish I’d figured this out back in July of 2010.

      With that said, we do have some content ready for our next issue, and soon we’ll be announcing the overall winning story from this year’s flash fiction contests, which will be featured in issue #5 as well. And how about a peek at the rough-draft cover?

      Can you dig that? I hope so! And how about this…

      Before our fifth issue is released, we will be releasing something else: our first non-magazine release. It’ll be a novel, slated for publication in March 2012. We’ll run a contest soon that’ll reveal the name of this novel, but it’ll require some detective work on your part. It should be fun.

      Hopefully this will hold everyone over until issue #5 comes out.

      You guys have always been great to us, so I thank you for your anticipated patience and understanding. It is very much appreciated.

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      Rockin’ and a-Shockin’

      This weekend is the yearly Rock and Shock event out in Worcester, MA. For the past two years I’ve helped out at the New England Horror Writers booth, but this year I thought it was time to push Shock Totem a bit more, so I’ll be sharing a booth with Tom and Billie from Sideshow Press. (Look for our swank new banners.) I’ll still be helping out at the NEHW booth, but most of my time will be spent at the Shock Totem/Sideshow booth.

      So stop by and say hello. Tom and Billie will be selling their fantastic wares, including the new Kurt Newton release, The Brainpan Concerto. And Kurt will be there as well. I’ll be selling all four issues of Shock Totem, as well as copies of The Zombie Feed, Vol. 1 and 52 Stitches, Vol. 2, both of which feature one of my stories.

      It should be a great time. Aside from the many movie celebs that will in attendance, Lee Thompson and those cool cats over at The Bag & the Crow will be there. Looking forward to meeting them. Plenty more authors will be appearing at the NEHW booth during the weekend, too.

      I may even be on a panel—my first ever (I’d better wash my foot in preparation for my mouth)—so that should be fun.

      And the Devin Townsend Project will be playing Friday night! Devin is brilliant.

      Horns up!

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      A Weston Ochse Reading: Playlist at the End

      Las Vegas, September 21, 2011, KillerCon. Weston Ochse reads—and rocks—”Playlist at the End,” his short story from the fourth issue of Shock Totem.

      (Unfortunately the audio and video go out of sync a bit at the end.)

      If you dig it, consider picking up an issue of Shock Totem or other works from Weston. Your support is always appreciated.

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      Jaelithe Ingold Strikes Gold…Again

      Our fifth and final flash fiction contest of 2011 has come to a close. The prompt for this contest consisted of two images. (You might recognize them.) Participants were required to build their story around the people who live in the six individual dwellings in the images, not the ominous red light in the window. Of the nearly 50 who signed up, 31 finished.

      And once again the women dominated.

      This month’s winner was Jaelithe Ingold, who won with her story “Little Knife Houses.” This is her second First Place finish this year, meaning she has a two-in-five chance of winning overall and being published in our next issue.

      Gio Clairval took Second Place with her tale, “Six on the Hill of My Heart,” and just a point away was Amanda C. Davis, with her story “Why Ulu Left the Bladescliff.”

      All three have either won or made the top three numerous times in the past. Well-deserved, of course.

      Incidentally, since we began these contests in January 2010, the ladies of Shock Totem have, in two words, kicked ass. In that first year, we had 19 top-three winners overall (a few contests had ties), and 13 of those winners were women. In 2011, 14 of the 15 top three were women.

      The lone man of 2011: Simon C. Larter. (Stand proud, good sir, we salute you!)

      That said, congratulations, ladies!

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      Goodreads Giveaway Winners

      Our Goodreads Giveaway has ended. Congratulations to Will Prescott and Samantha Williams. They each won a copy of Shock Totem #4!

      Stay tuned for more contests…

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      Shock Totem #4 Receives Some Love

      The first two reviews of Shock Totem #4 have come in.

      The first can be found here on The Crow’s Caw. And Hellnotes once again gives us the thumbs up.

      As always we’re greatly appreciative and humbled by the positive response to Shock Totem and the outstanding work our authors have allowed us to publish.

      Share the good vibes!

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      September Flash Fiction Contest

      Every other month we host a flash fiction contest on our forum. The next contest begins on Thursday, September 1.

      Participants have one week to write a story based on a prompt that we provide. The prompt must be integral to the story. This requirement, we hope, forces writers to pen a brand-new tale rather than submit some previously written or reworked story.

      When the week is up, the stories are anonymously posted in the hidden contest forum. The entrants then have three weeks to read each story and vote on their top three. Additionally, most give feedback on each story, thus ensuring everyone gets something out of the contest.

      This will be the final contest of 2011. Once completed, we’ll have a special guest judge pick his or her favorite from this year’s past winners. That winning story will be published in issue #5 (January 2012).

      If interested, sign up here. It’s a good time.

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